Brüno – movie review

9 07 2009

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Brüno is a provocative and confrontational work of cinema, thankfully it also happens to be hilariously funny. Essentially a gay “Borat 2,” Sacha Baron Cohen and his production team revisit the comedic fertile ground of aggravating unsuspecting individuals; this time however, Baron Cohen’s assumed persona is that of “like, totally” uber-gay Austrian fashionista Brüno.

Following a similar outline to his previous film, we follow the lead character in what is essentially a series of sketches wherein naifs are forced to question their preconceptions until they burst. To Brüno, everyone is fair game – celebrities, TV studio audiences, senators, PR agents, swingers, rednecks, and even Islamic terrorists.

Unquestionably, this is a far more extreme outing than Borat’s, and most audiences will be watching through their hands or flinching from some of the more shocking sights on display. However, the same weaknesses the occasionally plagued Borat are also on show here – numerous bridging scenes that purport to be genuine are clearly anything but; the contrived “funny foreign accent” inflections become a mite too repetitive; and the “storyline” is merely a frame upon which to hang the various awkward encounters. Jokes about fellow Austrians Hitler and Schwarzennegger are perhaps over-done too. These quibbles over plot or continuity soon fall to the wayside however, as the set-piece stunts are genuinely breathtaking, both in their intensity and context. Having lost the anonymity that was afforded him with Borat, Baron Cohen clearly has had to work harder to not be recognised this time round, and yet his new-found celebrity status is cleverly integrated with some well placed A-list cameos.

Brüno may be “harder” than Borat (if you’ll excuse the pun), but overall somehow suffers from an element of déjà-vu. Sacha Baron Cohen is clearly a master of bad taste, a very brave and unique comedic voice, and he should be applauded for his achievements & dedication to his work. That being said, the brisk running time of 80mins was more than long enough to make a lasting impression, and perhaps a signal for England’s most successful comedian to move onto pastures new.





Orangewarrior – Robo Suite Vol. 10

6 07 2009

robo suite 10

Mad Decent Electro Breaks, Bass ‘n’ B’more.

Click on the picture to start download.

Wobble Wobble Crunk!

Tracklisting:

1. Bounce Camp – Good Beat

2. DJ Blaqstarr – Supastarr 2.0 (tactic mix)

3. Totally Extinct Enormous Dinosaurs – Bournemouth

4. Mighty MY & Diplo – Shake that a$$ party break

5. Don Diablo – Too Cool For School (Trevor Loveys mix)

6. N.A.S.A. – Whachadoin’ (accapella)

7. Walter Lily – Shake a Leg (Jokers of the Scene mix)

8. Boy 8 Bit – Baltic Pine

9. Miike Snow – Animal (Fake Blood remix)

10. Diplo & Blaqstarr – Get Off Bonus Beats

11. Diplo & Blaqstarr – Get Off (Jack Beats remix)

12. Jack Beats – Get Down

13. Heavyfeet – Get Crunk (a1 Bassline remix)

14. Kid Sister – Get Fresh (Alex Gopher)

15. Kissy Sellout – This Kiss (Jack Beats remix)

16. Jaimie Fanatic – Suckaz They Don’t Know

17. L-Vis 1990 – United Groove

18. Sharkslayer – Skanking Riddim

19. Rico Tubbs – Boom Riddim (Sharkslayer remix)

20. Twocker – Stitch (Bass Kleph remix)

21. Rob Threezy – The Change Up

22. Lethal Bizzle – Selfridges Girl Not on Myspace (boy 8 bit remix)

23. Pomomofo – Back at the club

24. Dave Spoon & Zinc – Ghost Train

25. Zinc – Submarine

26. Tiga – What you Need.

As ever, enjoy!

81mins dur,

192kbps,

115Mb.





Orangewarrior – Robo Suite Vol. 9: Ghoststep

5 07 2009
Ghoststep

Ghoststep

Haunting dubstep in the Burial vein of things..  Click on the picture to download:

1. Barbarix – Madeena Luithea

2. Moby – Pale Horses (Apparat mix)

3. Moderat – Out of Sight

4. Moderat – Seamonkey

5. 16Bit – Skyline

6. Boxcutter – Myra Rave v2

7. Bruce Stallion – Walls

8. Clubroot – Embryo

9. Four Tet & Burial – Wolf Cub

10. Barbarix – the Secret Garden

11. vvv – emeute

12. Animal collective – Summertime Clothes (Zomby’s Analog Lego Mix)

13. Trill Bass & Core – Ghost

14. Clubroot – Talisman

15. Falty DL – Human Meadow

16. Falty DL – MuZiq remix

1hr 20mins dur.

192kbps, 110Mb size.





Red Mist – movie review

3 07 2009

Director Paddy Breathnach returns from the relative success of low-budget horror “Shrooms” with more of the same, making sure to tick every genre cliché in the process. European location filming as an anonymous American city? Check. Beautiful US starlet and a supporting cast of EU unknowns? Check. Spooky Hospital? Check. Malfunctioning video cameras; flickering strip lights; inexplicable deii ex machinae; this film’s got the lot.

In a plot borrowing elements from “I Know What You Did Last Summer,” “Patrick,” and numerous others; a group of young doctors who have prescribed themselves a few too many happy pills stumble into a moral minefield when “accidentally” dosing and terrorising a stuttering stalker to the point that he falls in a coma. Typically, the unconscious victim is soon possessing the bodies of nearby innocents and wreaking his brutal revenge.

“Red Mist” (aka “Freakdog”) is not a great film, but neither is it a terrible one.. Despite all the familiarity and tropes, the film succeeds in being wryly amusing, unpleasantly horrific when it needs to be, and all very capably put together. The film is clearly made to appeal to a transatlantic audience, which noticeably jars in a couple of scenes, but is overall a lot stronger than initial impressions might indicate.

Horror fans will glean some fun from the proceedings, and after a short run in the cinema (bravely duking it out against the week’s Hollywood Blockbusters) this ought to be a good dvd rental to watch from behind a pillow.





Orangewarrior – Robo Suite Vol. 8

1 07 2009

Robo Suite Vol 8  - more Cosmic Disco

After several distractions and a prolonged hiatus, allow me to finally welcome you to the long overdue return of my Robo Suite series of mixes.

For this one I’ve put together some spacy cosmic disco.. This one in particular ought to be spot on for chilling in the summer sunshine.

No point in me trying to describe the sound of it when you can just as easily click…

HERE   (or on the picture above)

to download it and have a listen for yourself!

Hopefully there’ll be a few more fresh mixes forthcoming in the next few weeks.   Enjoy!

Trackisting is:

  1. Fever Ray – Triangle Walks (Tiga’s 1-2-3-4 remix)
  2. Ultracity – Divisadero
  3. Chaz Jankel – Glad to know You (Todd Terje remix)
  4. Bogdan Irkuk – Jewel of the Black Sea (Ultracity remix)
  5. Lullabies in the Dark – Song for Marie & Elise (Aeroplane Remix)
  6. Sebastien Tellier – Kilometer
  7. Aeroplane ft Kathy Diamond – Whispers
  8. Sharon Brown – Family Tree
  9. Twin Stix – Soopasoul
  10. Pacific Air Race – (unknown)
  11. Jack Penate – Tonight’s Today (Julianna Barwick remix)
  12. CFCF – call girl
  13. Prins Thomas – Remiksosaurus
  14. Canyons – Apples & Pears

Duration: 1hr 20mins

File size – 110Mbs, 192kbps.





Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen – movie review

15 06 2009

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Anyone who has known me for longer than about half an hour will be painfully aware that when it comes to tragic obsessions, mine is not football, celebrities, nor even one of The Trilogies of Sauron or Sith. No, my own personal albatross is that of the Cybertronian War between Autobot and Decepticon. I forget the point in my early childhood that the Robotic Rubik’s Cubes stole my attention, but it was over two decades ago now, and is hardly likely to fade overnight.

The reason I mention this blinkered bias is that instinctively I would want to give Michael Bay’s “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” a carte blanche; an unflinching five out of fanboy-five, and so it pains me that I feel unable to do so.

Set two years after the original Bay Blockbuster, we find Shia LaBoeuf’s Sam about to embark on a new life in college. Autobot guardian Bumblebee appears to have found a comfortable existence in the Witwicky’s garage, so is understandably upset to learn that not only can he no longer doss down, but student vehicles are banned on campus. Unbeknownst to them, Sam still has a fragment of the first film’s Maguffin (the AllSpark) in an old pocket. Once the evil Decepticons get wind of this, inevitably, robo-carnage shortly follows.

To go any further into describing the plot would be a wasted effort: not least of all because there is hardly any to speak of, and what there is makes little or no sense to even the hardened Geewunner. When Bay’s first Transformers movie was released in 2007, heated discussions soaked up bloggers’ bandwidth all around the world as most audiences were divided between the two opinions: “this film is stupid – it sucks!” and “this film is stupid – it’s awesome!” Whatever your personal position was after seeing the first one, simply dig your heels in, strengthen your resolve, and prepare to not have your mind changed at all.

Michael Bay and his creative team have been variously quoted as describing “Revenge..” as “more of the same” and that is a perfectly succinct description of this movie – there really is more of every element from the original – More robots! More fighting! More US Military-Porn! More babes! More explosions! More awkward “comedy”! More nods to the fanboys!

If I sound scathing or cynical, I hasten to clarify myself: the action sequences in this film truly are breathtaking, and they are the best example of CGI work to date – these are not Robot Jox’s stop-motion plastic toys, these are back-flipping, sword-fighting agile creatures, rendered in many thousands of points of articulation that will most likely not find an equal or peer in the cinema this year. Bay has played on his reputation as The Exploder of Things for some time now, and in this film he explodes things like no other director can – “Revenge..” finds the time to tour the entire globe, and then blow it up; stopping off in Shanghai, Paris, Washington, Egypt, and countless other backdrops for flawlessly choreographed destruction.

One aspect of the “MORE!” philosophy that genuinely grates was the level of schoolboy humour that is prevalent. Arguably the film is designed for a target audience of pre-pubescent 15 year old boys, but seeing a RC truck-former dry humping Megan Fox’s leg, or farting a ball of gas as it transforms, not to mention giant Gestalt-former Devastator’s vast, clanking testicles: I have no doubt there are audiences out there that will enjoy these lapses into the playground, but the moments sit uncomfortably in between epic shots of aircraft carriers being blown to pieces, nuclear subs being casually tossed out of the ocean, and one of the Wonders of the World being clawed to rubble.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a very long, very loud, and very stupid work of cinema – to that end, it is exactly what people would have wanted from a sequel to the 2007 film. Take a cushion for your seat and leave your brain at home for the evening. Niggles and quibbles aside, it is 150minutes of sensory overload that will leave your head spinning and your ears ringing.

Make sure you see it on the biggest screen you can, and that includes getting to the limited run in the IMAX if at all possible.





The Hangover – movie review

11 06 2009

the morning after

Featuring a cast of unknowns, The Hangover has seemingly come from nowhere to already become one of the highest grossing comedies ever in the US. Hyperbole would seem inevitable, and expectations fittingly raised.

Charting the aftermath of a stag night in Vegas, The Hangover follows 3 groomsmen as they attempt to piece together the events of the previous night in order to locate their lost Stag. What follows is a debauched memory trip as our heroes follow clues to pick up the pieces, seemingly casting off their inhibitions as each revelation from the night before continues to surprise them.

The three leads are all in career-making roles here, but it is Zach Galifianakis as “Fat Jesus” Alan that is the instant standout, instantly earning plaudits like “the next Seth Rogen” from various quarters of the press.

Make no mistake, the content and humour in this film is decidedly adult, and ultimately rather broad. The director was previously responsible for “Old School” (which made a household name of Will Ferrell), and this film displays a similar love for “guys who should know better.”

The Hangover is a very funny film and it cleverly exploits its unique story structure to continually shock the audience. Whilst the laughs continually flowed, personally I’d rate this year’s Role Models and I Love You, Man as funnier and better films, although one senses that The Hangover will benefit from repeated viewings once the dvd arrives in the autumn.

See it before your work colleagues spoil all the best jokes!





I Got Married in Australia..

6 06 2009

here comes the sun

…and I’ve got the photos to prove it!

Click on the picture (above) to see a detailed pictoral history of what we got up to during one month in Tropical North Queensland.

Each group of photos has a “slideshow” link on the top right hand corner of their respective page, which is probably the easiest way to glance through them..

Alternatively, click HERE to see a slideshow of the official pictures from the Big Day itself.

Normal service will shortly be resumed, as I’m soon to be seeing & reviewing Terminator Salvation; Pixar’s UP; and The Hangover..





In The Loop – movie review

23 04 2009

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Unlikely as it may sound, I think there is a strong case for “In The Loop” to complete a double feature with “Crank: High Voltage.” Both films share a frenetic, relentless pace; a cast of largely familiar but un-nameable faces; and a colourful, inventive litany of verbal insults, the likes of which would make the gauchest sports fan blush. However, whilst Crank celebrates the basest of human impulses, In The Loop will exercise the brain more than any other part of the anatomy.

Aping the clichéd storyline of many a televisual sitcom’s cinematic debut, In The Loop finds the characters of TV’s “The Thick of It” going on holiday to America. Armando Iannucci’s semi-improvised political satire concerns itself with the microcosmic minutiae that pollute logic and reason in the corridors of power in Westminster. As the film expands its context to the USA, inevitably our protagonists are drawn like moths to Washington DC. The film’s creators cleverly avoid naming specifics, preferring to use allusions such as “The PM” and “The Other Side”, so we find ourselves in an abstracted but very real pre-Iraq Invasion context.

A flustered sound-bite from Tom Hollander’s British MP “Simon Foster” pricks up ears on both sides of the Atlantic, and before long he becomes the unwitting pawn embroiled in machinations that go way over his head. Chris Addison’s faux-naif “Toby” returns from “The Thick of It,” here cast as Simon’s assistant when the two go on an adventure to the States. It is slightly unfair to the excellent ensemble cast that this film is entirely dominated by Peter Capaldi’s blisteringly acerbic “Malcolm Tucker” – a governmental spin doctor and whip cracker whose machiavellian powers appear to have no peer or equal. Every moment Capaldi is on the screen is a master class in manipulation and f-bombery; every second he is off screen, you can’t help but find yourself awaiting his return.

The film differs from its TV ancestor significantly when we find ourselves following the parallel American version of events – reminding me somewhat of the American version of The Office, these scenes felt “the same, but different.” If there has to be a weak spot then it would have to be here. I’m aware that this is a cinematic outing that wants to sell to a transatlantic audience, and I suspect that this was deemed the best way to appeal to the US market. There are still the odd glimmers of genius at work though, most memorably when James Gandolfini’s military general is using a child’s cutesy calculator to guess how many troops to send to war.

There is a defiantly anti-cinematic edge to In The Loop: whilst the bulk of the action takes place in either Downing Street or Washington, we only ever see the dingy corridors and offices that these people inhabit- the silhouette of The Capital from Toby’s hotel window is about as close as we get to a glamorous celebration of power that these buildings were designed to inspire. I don’t recall hearing any music score either, but then it could be that you have to concentrate so hard on what everyone has to say that a soundtrack is moot. There are no rousing speeches, magical character redemptions, or deii ex machinae; simply some extremely terse and insightful dialogue between fascinatingly grotesque people who are just as flawed as the rest of us but inhabit a world we can never expect to see for ourselves.

This is an excellent film that will struggle to get noticed amidst the noisier and more populist fare, but it demands to be supported and celebrated as a shining example of what British talent is capable of.





Crank 2: High Voltage – movie review

23 04 2009

Hold Tight Rudeboy! Massive Headed Godzilla-Chev-Chelios

If you saw 2006’s Crank, you will most likely recall that the final scene of the film had Jason Statham’s “Chev Chelios” falling from a helicopter over Los Angeles and bouncing off the street below. Without missing a beat, that is the exact same point that the sequel starts from – Chelios has barely enough time to blink before a van of Triads pulls up, shovels him off the road  and dumps him in a nearby surgery, whereupon his heart and organs are harvested from his still conscious body.

Unlikely as it may seem, this is probably the most believable and realistic scene in a film that spends the subsequent 100minutes shooting, swearing, f*cking and fighting like some sort of gun-crazed, deranged teenager’s wet dream. Chev’s battery powered artificial heart needs regular juicing whilst he sprints round LA hunting his god-given “strawberry tart” and its captors. This is achieved through various means: car batteries, mains outlets, body friction – the more deranged the better.
To give away many more details would spoil the unbridled joy of being shocked and appalled in the cinema yourself. Quite frankly, this is one of the most extreme, no-holds-barred bouts of cinematic insanity you will experience – certainly this year, possibly ever.

For the record, Statham is clearly having a barrel of fun whilst gently mocking his “Cockernee Hard Man” persona that he has created in Hollywood; most of the rest of the cast seem incapable of genuine acting, other than barking “Fuck You Chev Chelios!” every few minutes before starting a gunfight, car chase, lapdance, or some form of horrific dismemberment. Almost shocking of all, a former Spice Girl randomly shows up to prove that sometimes even English people can’t fake an East End accent.
The film appears to sidestep offending minorities by uniformly insulting absolutely everybody: all women are whores or strippers; all men are sex & drugs crazed gun-toting gangsters.

One real standout star of the film, somewhat surprisingly, is the cinematography. All the camera work was done on cheap, domestic HD cameras, meaning they are disposable enough to get thrown out of windows, alongside cars, under horses  and god knows where else, creating some truly dynamic and off kilter shots that more expensive equipment would preclude.

Put simply, if you enjoyed the original Crank, then you will most likely revel in the escalation and amplification of everything that made that film so memorable. If you turned it off in disgust, then this film really is not for you, although I dare say you’ll be missing out on a frenetic orgy of grindhouse shocks and mayhem, the likes of which are extremely rare to find in mainstream cinema.